We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Be still, my beating vagina.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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