what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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