would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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