When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
50% drunk capacity currently
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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