If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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