That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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