doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm bleeding and have questions
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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