ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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