was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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