I bet he comes in French.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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