I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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