scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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