it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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