quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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