chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
