now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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