i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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