Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Someone came in the potted fern
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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