he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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