How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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