Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
