talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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