Me too!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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