Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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