How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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