I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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