this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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