I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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