you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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