If that was your dad, he is hot
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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