So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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