This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she peed on how many people?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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