I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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