I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
