Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Your cock deserves a montage
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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