Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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