similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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