I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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