Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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