He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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