Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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