To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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