I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just want nice things and good sex
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
