maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Never underestimate the power of titties
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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