Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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