dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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