pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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