If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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