How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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