I'm lost and stupid without you.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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