her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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