Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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