Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she looked like the before picture.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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