Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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